The Stark and Irrational Uncertainty of Existence

I've been trying to learn some Blender basics as I'm useless with 3D. I went through this tutorial and because I'm a comedy dink I felt I had to use it for something. It took days to render the shatter and I even had to cut it short to get it ready for the Firehouse. How do people live like this?

The voice started as an impression of Reynolds Woodcock from Phantom Thread which I very much loved.